That I don’t have more juicy dirt for all the ex girlfriends and new girlfriends that stalk my blog.
Sorry ladies, I don’t name drop, and I’m kind of just a regular person. I’m sure your new territory is completely marked and you’re probably way cooler than me! Although I will admit, a lot of my awesomeness doesn’t make it to this blog, ;). All the reeeally good stuff you’d want to find out, I’m not spilling here. Send me an email why don’t you?
Oh… by the way… Google Analytics says hi, (you’re on candid camera).
I found out today that one of the search terms to find my blog on Google is “bad makeout stories, tumblr”. I’ll be going out tonight with the main plan to get intoxicated, so I’ll try to have one of those stories for you tomorrow, deal?
