Something in a Shade of Grey
What the fuck

Men in Black is more than 14 years old?! I was ten when that movie came out… Jesus Christ that just made me feel old.

Because, that’s why.

I am frustrated right now and not being heard or maybe I’m not listened to and UGH YES I AM YELLING IT TO THE INTERNET OKAY?

Welp,

I barely even use my Tumblr account anymore, but I most certainly just followed “http://catsthatlooklikeronswanson.tumblr.com/”

I am nearly positive that it was the best use of my account ever since it’s creation. Couldn’t not do that. The only other thing I’d ever want to do anymore is tell funny stories about patients clients at the Forensic Hospital I’m at right now, but that would be… unethical. Boo. Ethics. Anyway, that’s all, moving on folks.

i <3 you
Anonymous

Aww thanks!! Hope you had a happy holiday season!!

This is how I spend all of my trips home. Boxers are the greatest!!

This is how I spend all of my trips home. Boxers are the greatest!!

How can you tell if someone is going thru your pages and the search terms they're looking for?
Anonymous

All the cool kids have some version of Google Analytics ;). I personally prefer statcounter.

Fuck your Honda civic, I&#8217;ve a horse outside. Fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside.
Source: gq

Fuck your Honda civic, I’ve a horse outside. Fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside.

Source: gq

Oh, uh, hey there…

Hey there, oh hey you almost certainly male creature from Elmhurst, New York, who was creepin’ my blog 8 pages deep the other night! Hey! I’m totally not judging you, creepin’ is what the internet is pretty much made for, Tumblr especially. Judge free zone!

I’m just genuinely curious about one thing…

When you then searched my blog for: sex, penis, penis (yes, twice), vagina, ass, tits, breast

Did you find anything cool? I’m pretty sure I let you down magnificently, but maybe it was only mildly? I’m honestly intrigued. I didn’t really think I put out that kinda VIBE you know? But if I do… awesome (?).

&#8220;Christmas Hat Day&#8221; at the Forensic Hospital came pretty conveniently for me when I was shivering and wrapped in my scarf in my office! Score, free Santa hat.

“Christmas Hat Day” at the Forensic Hospital came pretty conveniently for me when I was shivering and wrapped in my scarf in my office! Score, free Santa hat.

It’s Jamie’s birthday today…

He loves my cat, he loves me, and we love him :) Even though he does occasionally send some mixed messages ;).

We have been together 8 months now and I couldn’t be happier. Happy birthday handsome!

Dear non-east coast blog readers&#8230;
You see, in Halifax, donair and donair sauce is kind of a thing. You get some almost every time you order pizza or garlic fingers, almost anywhere in town.
I caused a small laugh/choking fest at my kitchen table over the  Thanksgiving holiday when I described donair sauce to my family from  Ontario (who have no clue what that is).
I was describing why I&#8217;m not really the greatest fan, because it&#8217;s a bit too sugary sweet for me. But also decided to be as classy and ladylike as I usually am, and shock them with: &#8220;well, it looks exactly like cum, so&#8230;&#8221;.
I sent this picture to them via text today after ordering pizza and the collective reaction was &#8220;ewwwwww&#8221; and &#8220;well you weren&#8217;t wrong&#8221;.
My only regret is that my boyfriend wasn&#8217;t there, so that it would have upped the awkward factor when everyone would&#8217;ve almost certainly slowly gave him the side-eye.

Dear non-east coast blog readers…

You see, in Halifax, donair and donair sauce is kind of a thing. You get some almost every time you order pizza or garlic fingers, almost anywhere in town.

I caused a small laugh/choking fest at my kitchen table over the Thanksgiving holiday when I described donair sauce to my family from Ontario (who have no clue what that is).

I was describing why I’m not really the greatest fan, because it’s a bit too sugary sweet for me. But also decided to be as classy and ladylike as I usually am, and shock them with: “well, it looks exactly like cum, so…”.

I sent this picture to them via text today after ordering pizza and the collective reaction was “ewwwwww” and “well you weren’t wrong”.

My only regret is that my boyfriend wasn’t there, so that it would have upped the awkward factor when everyone would’ve almost certainly slowly gave him the side-eye.

Gotye ft. Kimbra- Somebody That I Used to Know

I’m probably way late on this but I’m loving this song and this is a really neat video.

Rest In Peace

Incredibly sad to hear about the death of Jack Layton this morning. My mom called me because she assumed I’d want to know right away. What a shame- the man was in his prime and had just accomplished more than any other person in his party to date. I’ve met him and he was a lovely person and I liked his stance on many political issues. Very sad to hear that he is gone and I feel for his family and friends, and what this means for the state of politics in Canada. He was the right person to be nipping at Harpers heels.

I don’t usually feel anything for public figures but I am kind of rattled about this one.

RIP Jack.

This is our idea of taking a cute photo together apparently. I&#8217;m not even going to mention the other ones that got taken&#8230;

This is our idea of taking a cute photo together apparently. I’m not even going to mention the other ones that got taken…

Check in.

Hello there Tumblr folks…

Small (and insignificant as ever) check in for anyone still out there.

Busy busy past few months. Trying to get thesis work done, and get my life organized. There has been a lot of stress with a dash of chaos thrown in for good measure recently, and it’s all starting to settle, albeit reluctantly.

I’ll be back at the Forensic Hospital this year, working on my internship placement for my Masters, and I couldn’t be more excited about that. It’s exactly the kind of experiences that 16 year old Sarah wanted to have, and I can’t shake a stick at that.

I am still with J, and we’ve had our ups and downs recently. No matter what though, he has my heart and we’re on solid footing. I can’t wait to see what our future holds.

I am moving! Again. Sigh. This will be my 8th…yes, 8th, move since first beginning University in 2005. Just ridiculous.

Back to Halifax this time though, which excites me to no end.  I really should have never left, and the chance to spend more time with my two best friends is thrilling. I have spent probably HUNDREDS of hours in the car driving back and forth to see J (right now I live 1.5 hours away) and lots of $$$ in gas. To cut down on that will be nice, even though I will still have to travel back to Wolfville for school a couple times a week at minimum.

The new apartment is too expensive (for me, but a deal for what it is), and worrisome in that regard, but beautiful. Having a washer and dryer and dishwasher will be absolutely amazing, and for that I can’t wait. A little sad that I’ll have to get rid of some of the furniture that I spent so much time hunting for last year because it’s significantly smaller than my old place, but it’s a much fancier spot and I think I’ll be happy there.

So, now is time to find a new job for a few nights a week to afford said apartment, try to sneak in a long weekend to Montreal with J for some romance, and most importantly, work on my thesis which I’m apparently horrible at.

SO MUCH to do in the coming weeks, gives me a bit of a sore chest thinking about it.

Anyone else moving on September 1? Good luck to you!