Something in a Shade of Grey
On Interneting

Just sitting around like “I’ve done nothing I’m a waste of air right now” and I’m half bored but I can’t stop interneting. I just can’t stop- I look at the same pages repeatedly, obviously seeing nothing new. Usually this is most noticeable after the Adderall kicks the bucket for the day, and my brain just goes into this warm, fuzzy, blank interneting vortex.

But then I thought more. I think my problem is not that I cant stop interneting-I think my problem is that I have a currently too-limited supply of people and things who are interesting enough to read about/creep on for long enough to fulfill my monstrous interneting appetite. Maybe I just need to meet some more scandalous motherfuckers, or something, right?

But then I thought more again and realized I have 12 tabs open of articles and things to read and I’m hungry but I don’t even want to get up to reheat pizza and drink diet Dr. Pepper because I’m just so awesome at this interneting thing and yeah so I’m pretty much going to get the motivation for that pizza thing and then resume interneting in bed.

Night :)

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